The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Warren, Warren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.