The Blocking Assignment Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Warren sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Warren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.