The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Warren, Warren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.