The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.