The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.