The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.