The Blocking Assignment Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Warren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.