The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.