The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Warren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.