The Phantom Flag Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“The QB looks at Robinson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Robinson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.