The Butter-Finger Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Robinson's stadium. Only over Robinson.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.