The Butter-Finger Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Robinson's stadium. Only over Robinson.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.