The Mystery Tweak Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Robinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.