The Phantom Flag Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.