The Hamstring Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Robinson's stadium. Only over Robinson.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Robinson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
75%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Robinson, Robinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.