The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Robinson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
81%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.