The Phantom Holding Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Robinson gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
86%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.