The Inch-Short Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Robinson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
89%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.