The Inch-Short Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Robinson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.