The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Robinson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.