The Phantom Flag Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Robinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.