The Hamstring Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Robinson's stadium. Only over Robinson.
- The QB looks at Robinson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
89%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.