The Late Scratch Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Robinson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Robinson, Robinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.