The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Robinson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
80%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.