The Late Scratch Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Robinson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Robinson, Robinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.