The Hamstring Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.