The Shadow Coverage Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Robinson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.