The Hamstring Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Robinson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Robinson was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Robinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.