The Butter-Finger Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Robinson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
92%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Robinson, Robinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.