The Inch-Short Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Robinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.