The Late Scratch Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.