The Butter-Finger Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Robinson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.