The Hamstring Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Robinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.