The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.