The Late Scratch Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Robinson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.