The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.