The Phantom Holding Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Robinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Robinson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.