The Hamstring Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Commanders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Commanders, Commanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.