The Prevent Defense Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Commanders, Commanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.