The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Commanders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
78%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Commanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.