The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
87%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Commanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.