The Bad Spot Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Commanders, Commanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.