The Prevent Defense Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
85%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Commanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.