The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Commanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.