The Bad Spot Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
79%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Commanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.