The Hamstring Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Commanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.