The Blown Coverage Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Commanders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.