The Garbage-Time Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Commanders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
72%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Commanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.