The Snap Count Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Smallwood's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smallwood's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.