The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Smallwood's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.